WANTED: The best physician money can buy! Must be board
certified in the most advanced medical techniques, such as asking a coma victim
if he knows his own name or who the prime minister is. The successful candidate
will be a forward thinker who does not subscribe to the archaic notion of
bed rest, but allows patients with traumatic head injuries to wander across town on
foot.
WANTED: A voice dub for Harry’s mother, as listening to her
speak is a painful experience for all involved.
WANTED: A Wig Maker for Lady Mae. Must be skilled in
strategic placement of hair, post-relations. Successful candidate will be adept at creating the “mermaid on a rock” look.
WANTED: Microchips for the Selfridge children who wander willy-nilly into the most dangerous parts of London.
WANTED: A more than two second look at the display window
the entire second half of the show built up to.
WANTED: Storyline development on other more interesting
characters than Miss Towler and Miss Love. Yawn.......
WANTED: Sucker of the Year award for Victor, who thinks Lady Mae is going to
set him up in business.
WANTED: MORE MR. CRABB!! He’s an adorable puppy you just want to take home!
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