Perennials for Dum Dums

Clematis

It's early June, and I'm a little late getting this out. I was going through my blog archives, and noticed this piece got a staggering amount of hits, so I thought I'd rerun it with some additional perennials I've come to enjoy. 

I live in central Nebraska, infamous for its challenging weather: heat, humidity, wind, hail, and extreme temperature fluctuations (one day 50, the next 101). The soil in central Nebraska is heavy and clay-based, not ideal for gardens. Despite this, I've managed to cultivate a gorgeous perennial garden that I've enjoyed for many years. The following are suggestions for a no-fail perennial garden. If you are fortunate enough to live in a temperate climate with good, earthy soil, you'll have more options than me. What I’m describing will fit the worst garden conditions, save perhaps desert-- sorry Arizona.

Important: If you live in an area with bad soil (like me), amend it! It’s a pain, but worth it.  Just dig a bigger hole than you need for your plant, add some compost and some good garden soil, then plant. You can cover it up with your terrible soil, then layer mulch over that. The earthworms will come and all will be well!

Start with these time-proven perennials. They are truly minimum maintenance and have a high success rate for gardeners of any skill level. You'll want your garden to have season-long color, so here’s a few ideas to get you started:

Color for Early Spring

*Tulips and Daffodils: Buy the biggest bulbs you can. The bigger ones are much showier in the spring! Plant the bulbs in the fall. Both are great for vases. Middle of the garden.

Daffodils

Color for Mid Spring/Late Spring/Early Summer

*Daisies: These guys spread quickly. Don’t hesistate to pull them out where you don’t want them. Mid to back of the garden, depending on the variety. Great for vases.

*Bugleweed: Gorgeous blue flowers, low ground cover. Spreads quickly.  Again, don’t hesitate to pull them out where you don’t want them. They can be a little pushy. Front of the garden.

*Irises: Elegant and showy. Great for vases.  Back of the garden.

*Clematis: These babies are carefree climbers: fence, trellis, I even have one growing up my drain pipe! Stunning!

*Peonies: Smell great, looks good in vases. If you bring them indoors, be careful of the ants! The little critters help the blooms open. Back of the garden.

*Speedwell. There’s lots of varieties of these. Middle of the garden. Not my favorite. Short bloom time, then they turn rather weedy looking.

*Thrift. Compact, slow spreading. Front of the garden.

*Asiatic Lilies. Elegant. Spreads slowly. Middle of the garden. Great for vases. 

*Hen and chicks. Spreads. Front of the garden.

*Bachelor Buttons: Kind of a cool, spidery looking flower. Middle of the garden.

*Catmint: Easy, but watch out. This dude spreads fast!!! Middle of the garden.
*Columbine: Gorgeous in vases. Middle of the garden.
*Sweet William: Takes a while to get established, but worth the wait! Sweet smelling and great in vases. 

Columbine

Sweet William

Color for Summer

*Knock-out roses: Ask for by name. These are not the same as regular roses, which can be persnickety in bad soil and difficult climates. Knock-outs are my absolute favorite perennial! They give awesome color all summer long and well into fall. They’re carefree, disease-free…Heaven! They size according to the amount of sunlight they get. My shade area knockout, which only gets about four hours of sunlight a day, stays compact at about two feet. My sun knock-outs have grown to almost 5 feet! Mid to back of the garden depending on sunlight.

*Yarrow: Neat color variations. Super easy. Middle of the garden.

*Veronica: Beautiful purple flowers all summer. Doesn’t like a lot of water and will tell you so! Back of the garden. 

*Salvia: Super easy. Very pretty flowers. Middle of the garden. Again, don't over water. 

*Day Lilies: Interesting color variations. Middle of the garden.

*Gladiolas: I almost didn’t put that one in here. They can be persnickety. However, I threw in some cheap Walmart bulbs last summer. I was in a hurry and didn’t even take the time to amend the soil. Sure enough, they came up and I had gorgeous vase flowers! Back of the garden.

*Lavender: Smells great. Middle of the garden.
*Phlox: Smells wonderful! Pretty in vases. Middle or back of the garden, depending on the variety you plant. Spreads like wildfire, so don't hesitate to pull.  

Color For Late Summer

*Cone flowers: Awesome! Plant tons. Back of the garden.

*Black-eyed Susans: Gorgeous. Mid to Back of the garden. Great in vases.
*Bee Balm: Love this plant! Worth the wait. And as the name suggests, bees and butterflies love it too! Comes in different colors.

Black-eyed Susans

Bee Balm

Color for Fall

*Mums: Easy care favorite. All colors. Check the tag before you plant. Some can grow to five feet across! Mid-Back of the garden, depending on the variety.

*Asters: Again, check the variety. Usually middle of the garden.

*Autumn Clematis: Smells like baby powder. Gorgeous climber and does well in shade.

Autumn Clematis

Now for a note on where you buy your plants. I am not against big box stores like Walmart. In fact, I have a “rescue garden” in my alley that’s filled with plants from these places that were left to die on the 50% off table. However, there is something to be said for quality. I view my perennials as a long-term investment, so I try to plant the best I can find. These are usually found in private greenhouses and elite garden centers. This will bristle some, but I’ve been gardening for many years, and I just find that the plants I spent more money on look bigger and better. Feel free to debate this.

One last note: Plants need to be fed. I am no expert on fertilizer, and quite frankly this is not an area to go into with ignorance. You can really screw things up if you don’t know what you’re doing. I simply attach Miracle Grow liquid fertilizer to my hose, and give everything a spraying down once in late spring, once mid summer, and once in early fall. Easy and everything’s doing great!

Best of luck, my fellow gardeners. Remember: God Smiles in Flowers!

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Where We Left Off On Mr. Selfridge

Mr. Selfridge, Season Two, starts March 30th! It's been a while since we've seen our favorite department store ditty, so here's a little reminder of how Season One ended:

The Mr. Selfridge Oscars

BEST SWINE IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

The winner is..... Roger Grove!

“Sorry, Josie, I’m going to marry your employee because she can give me kids. Lord knows I should probably let my defective gene pool die out, but I just can't! Don’t fret, darling, we can still have our Tuesday nights. Won’t that be swell?"

BEST PORTRAYAL OF A DESPERATE WOMAN

The winner is..... Josie Mardle!

 “You stole my youth. You used me like a hooker. And now you’re marrying a girl I hired. Sure, Roger, come on over so we can talk.” 

WORST DECISION MAKER IN A DRAMATIC SERIES

The winner is..... Harry Selfridge!

 “I know how to win my wife back!  I’ll visit my ex-lover in her dressing room right before the play starts.”

BEST MOVIN' ON UP MOMENT 

The winner is.....George Towler!

“Hey World, look at me!  Instead of loading trucks, I get to wear a trench coat inside and push around boxes all day! Wha’choo think of me now, Miss Kitty?”

STRANGEST LINE IN A GUEST APPEARANCE

The winner is.....Sir Ernest Shackleton!

 “It’s so cold, it’s hot.”     What??????

LAMEST BREAK-UP IN HISTORY

The winner is.....Henri LeClare and Agnes Towler!

Henri:  Agnes, I'm breaking up with you, because you have such a horrible name, and I want to be with my REAL girlfriend who dresses like a man in New York.

Agnes: Ok. Wanna have lunch?

(No complaint from the peanut gallery. These two had ZERO chemistry! Couldn't be happier it's over!)

BEST BACK BONE 

The winner is.....Victor Calleono!

 “Thanks, but no thanks, babe.”  Ooooo snap, Lady Mae!

BEST PRE-PLANNED DEMISE

The winner is.....Miss Bunting!

 “Ok, my situation is clearly not improving, so I’ll throw myself in front of a moving train. But not just any train--the train that’s bringing all the Selfridge employees to work. Brilliant! Also, I’ll leave a note. But not just any note--a nicely worded letter to Mr. Selfridge himself.  I’ll tuck it in my purse and leave it next to the tracks where someone will be sure to find it.  Can’t carry it with me, because the force of the commuter train smashing into me might damage the paper. I also have to make sure I plan my jump just right so my body lies ON the tracks. I mean, what’s the point of all this if the employees get to work on time? Now, let's get spiffy. Where’s those clothes that belonged to Mr. Grove’s dead wife?”

MOST RIDICULOUS MONARCH MOMENT

The winner is.....Edward VII!

 “Gee, this shopping thing is fun! Who taught these dolts to curtsy? Where’s my new BFF, Harry? Why don’t you come down to Sandringham on Saturday?  Oh, and make sure to bring your wife to the theater to see Ellen Love’s new play!”  

(When Harry said “The King is Coming!” did anyone else think he meant Elvis?)

WORST MEMORY

The winner is.....Harry Selfridge!

 “Frank, I have a lot on my mind right now. I can’t think of giving you a job, even though you’re the only reason I have this store. I’m sure you understand. Now be a good chap and don’t seek revenge on me through the theater.”

WORST UNDER-REACTION TO PERSONAL SLANDER

The winner is.....Lady Mae!

“Don’t worry, Mrs. Selfridge, I’ll have this play shut down in a week.”  That's it? You'll shut down the play? Excuse my yawn.

BEST CURTSY BY A MALE

The winner is.....Mr. Crabb!

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And don't forget, Call The Midwife starts March 31st!

Mr. Selfridge: Digs and Ditches

I fear for the future of Mr. Selfridge. The storyline has ground to a halt, and I just can't imagine how the producers can squeeze a second season out of it.   I still watch it every week, but only because Call the Midwife airs right before it, and I'm already comfortable on the couch. That said, here's my Digs and Ditches for this week's episode: 

Frank Winfield Woolworth, circa 1911

Dig: Cameos by the great and powerful of the day: F.W. Woolworth was Walmart before there was Walmart. Fun stuff for a history buff like me!

Ditch: Sappy, moralistic plot twists, like F.W. abandoning his London business plans because time with his wife is more important.  Puh-leez! Like THAT would ever happen! I was looking forward to the competition between Selfridge and Woolworth.

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Dig: Mr. Grove actually asking Mr. Selfridge about a reference for Miss Bunting. That took guts.

Ditch: Mr. Grove. He is the most unappealing character on the show. Why Miss Mardle wants him is beyond me. Did he actually think giving poor Miss Bunting his dead wife's clothes was helpful?  At least she'll be stylish when she ends up in the Work House. 

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Dig: Miss Ravellius.  She has so much untapped potential. We haven’t begun to see what she can do yet, good or bad. Get with it, writers!

Ditch: Ellen Love already.  What was that pathetic little scene at the Palm Court? She’s tired, her storyline is tired….tired, tired, tired!

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Dig: Lady Mae’s clothes.

Ditch: Rose’s clothes.  What’s with the constant off-white? Her day clothes are off-white, her evening clothes are off-white, her sleeping clothes are off-white. Give her some color already! The overload of black everyone else wears is bad enough.

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Dig: Victor. Bless his heart, you don’t have to hit him over the head with a brick. He’s got Lady Mae’s number, and is returning to his original strategy of intelligence and hard work. He’s someone you can root for.

Ditch: Miss Towler or at least the storyline with Frenchie. What a hussy she’s turned out to be! One gift of a scarf and she falls into bed with him? Her romance with Victor was way more appealing.

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Dig: Jeremy Piven.  He’s the lone spark in an almost dead fire. Hang on, Jeremy. Everyone makes career mistakes.  You’ll survive this!

Ditch: The do-gooder, wistful Lady Mae. I want the conniving villainess back! No one slithers into a scene like Lady Mae.